Douchebag Ashton Kutcher’s New Role: High School Football Coach
Ashton Kutcher can now add “assistant coach” to his resumé just under actor, producer and renowned prankster.
The actor, 30, who played football at his high school in Iowa, is a new assistant coach for the freshman football team at L.A.’s Harvard-Westlake School.
Head of Athletics Audrius Bardzukas says that Kutcher, who is pals with head coach Scott Wood, didn’t benefit from having friends in high places. Like any other job candidate, he was interviewed.
“I asked him why he wanted to coach. He said he’s a dad, he has three daughters, and none of them are into sports. He loves football, and he said he’d always wanted to coach,” Barzdukas told PEOPLE.
- from People
Hack Ashton Kutcher is “Like Father”
Ashton Kutcher will star in and produce the multigenerational fatherhood comedy “Like Father” at Columbia Pictures.
“You Can Count on Me” helmer Kenneth Lonergan has been tapped to rewrite the project, which is based on a pitch by Ian Deitchman and Kristin Rusk Robinson.
Story revolves around a father and son who never got along but coincidentally have baby sons at the same time and are forced to go through the fatherhood experience together.
- from Variety
Ashton Kutcher’s Katalyst Media To Preview Blah Blah Blah Next Week
More details on the some of the interactive new media properties being created by Katalyst Media (the production company created by Ashton Kutcher and Jason Goldberg).
One of the properties they’ll be showcasing: Blah Blah Blah (to be at the domain Blahgirls.com per the image above, but the site is not yet live). It will be a daily cartoon gossip show hosted by “Britney, Tiffany and Krystle” that aims to be “like if Beavis & Butthead were drama queens, had PMS, cat fights, fashion reports, shopping sprees, and of course, lots of juicy…GOSSIP!” The show will be set in Krystle’s bedroom - the preview version I saw had them watching a real video on a cartoon television and commenting on it. And yes, it was pretty funny.
- From Techcrunch
Meanwhile, here’s what Ashton Kutcher has been doing since dumping Brittany Murphy
Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and several of their famous colleagues — including newlyweds Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller — spread their wings Saturday night at the exclusive Butterfly Ball fundraiser benefiting Chrysalis, a Los Angeles-based organization that helps homeless men and women find jobs and homes.
“We love it, and we really believe in it,” Moore said before the event.
Sheen and Mueller created a stir among photographers and reporters when they arrived on the ball’s purple carpet. It was the first public appearance by the recently married couple, who wed Friday night. The “Two and a Half Men” star and real estate developer were engaged last summer after meeting at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in 2006. The newlyweds didn’t stay for this year’s ceremony.
- From Yahoo
Hack Ashton Kutcher Joins CAA
Ashton Kutcher has left his long-time agency home at Endeavor to join CAA.
Kutcher had been at Endeavor for 10 years, since the first season of Fox’s “That ’70s Show,” which put the young actor on the map.
Since then, he has become a big-screen leading man, with his most recent starrer, comedy “What Happens In Vegas…,” opening May 9.
Via HR
PS. Ashton Kutcher is an idiot too
If Ashton Kutcher’s new show, “Pop Fiction,” was meant to take a jab at the tabloids, the celebrity rags aren’t feeling it. According to New York Daily News’ Rush & Molloy, the show’s faux gossip fodder just doesn’t compare with the real thing. “Ashton’s not a journalist,” a magazine editor told the Daily News. “One of the stories was about Avril Lavigne being pregnant. But everyone watched her in Miami, and reporters caught her drinking. A fake belly doesn’t get by us.” Besides, the magazines get the tip-off before Ashton’s crew has a chance to pull a “punk,” according to the source. “There’s nothing these people do that we don’t know about before they get there. We know everything. Ninety percent of their lives are put together by other people. It’s almost like these celebs have LoJack. It’s easy to track them.”
Via MSNBC