The Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson Wedding DVD Giftbag

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy. And I now pronounce you, Kid Rock, and you, Pamela Anderson, husband and wife. Let’s go back to the double wide, crack open a Schiltz 40 ouncer and fire up the DVD mah-sheen…

Joe Dirt (2001)
“Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?”

Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
“I don’t think my dog bit you, mister. ‘Cause Fred definitely DON’T like grease!”

Iron Eagle (1986)
“I give a shit! Goddamnit, nobody talks to me like this and I’m not about to start now! You want to do something for your father, hmm? You be strong for your family, you stay *right here*!”

Coyote Ugly (2000)
“I’m not lost. Somebody just moved my street.”

Angel (1984)
High School Honor Student by Day. Hollywood Hooker by Night.

Armageddon (1998)
“No wait Harry I love you! Harry don’t do this! I love you! No wait a minute!”

Kickboxer (1989)
“You must learn to be faster than any punch or kick, that way won’t get hit.”

Cobra (1986)
“I don’t deal with psychos. I put ‘em away.”

Road House (1989)
“Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.”

Striptease (1996)
“I can’t still be working here when I go to court. “Oh yes your honor! I have a job! I’m working at the Eager Beaver!””

The Cannonball Run (1981)
“Hookers, man! Where the hookers?”

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