Why Isn’t Amy Winehouse dead yet?

Oh, cuz she had to win a f*ckin Grammy. If I hear that Rehab song one more time, I’m gonna freebase myself silly….

She’s not in L.A. to accept her awards in person, but Amy Winehouse was an early winner at Sunday night’s 50th annual Grammy Awards.

The pop singer – whose visa issues kept her in London, where she’ll perform via satellite – won best pop vocal album and best female pop vocal performance in awards handed out before the show.